Official SMFL Trainers: "Butterfly" and Gober
AKA: Judson Davis & Kevin Gober
When these guys aren't pumping the iron, they are busy pumping up the SMFL's best players with informative nutritional knowledge... in fact just the other day, Butterfly Davis informed "Gimme" that he would not muscle up by drinking beer and shooting deer. Although he may feel more manly, Butterfly was convinced that A-Train would still dominate Gimme on the field.
Gober helped fuel the fire when he caught A-Train at McDonald's having breakfast.
"What does he think the off season is? A time for powder puffing and donut munching? If this is the kind of commitment A-Train shows toward the SMFL, then I am definitely putting my money on "Gimme" this year!"
This is the type of encouragement that these former collegiate athletes provide. Some may think this is a figure head position, to them I say:
"perhaps, but YOU say it to these guy's faces... I mean, each of them has got to be at least 6'7". You will know them when you see them cause they are 6'7"... how can you miss them? They are 6'7"!.... 6'7"!!!!"
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