“Papi” – J. Schremmer
Field Alter Ego: TO Ownes
- This is one player who will be happy to get the season started. Off season legal issues and free agency stresses have weighed heavily on one of the most controversial players in the SMFL. The self proclaimed TO Owens and Pacman Jones enthusiast is looking forward to focusing on his play on the field and less on his off the field legal strategies.
- Under heavy scrutiny from the media, Papi often found the safe haven of Sunday Night Basketball, attending weddings with his new love interest and reading. Fans of the SMFL may find it shocking to know that Papi enjoys snuggling up on the couch with a good story book. This reporter found Papi enjoying the writings of a certain 19th Century author, who writes about women of smaller stature ("Little"...if you will). See Papi for more details.
- PRESEASON PREDICTION: POTENTIAL ALL-SMFL PLAYER, PENDING THE EFFECTS OF THE OFF FIELD ISSUES.
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