Week 3

We had another awesome turnout for the third week of games this season. In honor of the Light Team taking two of two, we have a guest contributor to the blog. See if you can guess who wrote this:

News Flash SMFL weekend update:

Good guys (light team) go 2-0 over the weekend and kick sand in the eyes of the bad guys (dark team). Over all records are now:

Good guys 4-1
Bad guys 1-4

Even after The Commish met with the team owners in the Summer after the Light Teams annihilation of the Dark Side to break up the Football super power house “The Light team”, things are still looking shaky for one opponent.

Favre was quoted “I thought we had a chance this year starting off just 1-2, but things are seeming bleak, I have got to quit turning the ball over and giving away easy points.” When asked about his dropped pass while taunting Rhino Reist, he declined to comment.

General Josh was heard in the back ground saying, “if only they (the light team) would quit taking cheap shots at Five Star General Sarah, this game would have been locked up” (In reference to bull rush Ryan’s charge in the 1st Quarter). We hope Five Star is doing fine and a 10,000 fine was issued for illegal head to head contact after further review.

Peg leg Ford is still looking to get back to full speed, but is currently operating at 60% capacity on his old stump of a leg. Although he is operating at 60%, it still seems to be better than most people's 80-100%. Magic Patin had the catch of the game, jumping over General Josh in the corner of the end zone in game one. On the opposite end of the spectrum, the drops of the game, aka having the “drops,” was Daniel un-“Luck”y Patino. He accounted for more drops than his team had receptions.

Unrelated smfl sports news, Aggies still stink, Baylor, SMU, OSU and Texas rock. Basically any college other than aTm rocks.

See everyone next time out!