Thursday, June 14, 2007

Recap Coming... but it will have to wait.

It's US OPEN WEEK. My attention has been pulled toward watching pro's get their butt kicked on the most impossible golf course yet! Here is my top 3 players to win:

1. Tiger Woods (Last US Open win was at Bethpage... prior to this year's course, that was the toughest US Open set up yet!)
2. Retief Goosen (Always shows up for the US Open, he thrives on even par scoring).
3. "No Name" Joe Shmo (this guy will persevere through the head beating that this course will put the players through... unfortunately, we don't know who that is yet because hardly anyone as heard of him... did you know who Geoff Ogilvy was before last years US Open? Do you know who he is now??).

Thursday, June 7, 2007

This was just too good to keep to the Commish alone. Please enjoy Mr. T - Darley Esquire's availability report for Saturday's game.

AP reports out of Addison, Texas indicate that SMFL lineman Tim Darley has been listed as doubtful this week citing reasons of a belated anniversary celebration. Mr. Darley's agent issued the following comment: "Many a SMFL player's career has ended on account of a wide spread epidemic of marriage. So far, Mr. Darley, has resisted that fate but once a year even he has to deal with the side effects. Many people who have not contracted marriage don't realize that if you do not take proper care of the condition it can lead to excruciating pain, even death."

Also, please extend a Happy Birthday wish, although belated, to "Gimme" Moore. His birthday was last Saturday. Although "Gimme" is known more for his trash talking skills than his playing skills, he is a positive representation of the League and we are proud to know him. Happy Birthday "Gimme!" I hope it was a good one.

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

June 2nd RECAP

Outstanding turnout for the Game! A thank you is in order to all who showed up and invited your friends to play this week. The League could not survive without your help! Please, keep up the invites!

Please note: The League is currently reviewing changes to the game format that will help accommodate the growth that our league is experiencing. During the month of April and May, the average attendance was 8 players. So far the month of June has an average attendance of 15 players (granted that only includes one game), that’s almost a 100% increase! This dramatic and positive change has encouraged a need for the League to evolve and improve the way games/teams are structured. The League is looking forward to this challenge and will begin to implement new ideas immediately.

JERSEY SHOUT OUT:

- Mike Holland looked stunning in his royal blue and white jersey this week, looking comfortable and cocky while sporting the Vanderjagt Colts Jersey. Very daring, very Posh!

- Jarred finally represented his main man, TO Owens, coming out with the hated Eagles green jersey. Too bad J-rad could not back it up on the field, must have been the weight of the Jersey! Or he could have had something else on his mind… due to his new dating relationship; the League has implemented a nickname change. No longer will he be known as J-rad… but instead the athlete formally known as J-rad will be - “Papi.” Would you believe Papi actually chose going on a date rather than playing basketball on Sunday night! This observer was shocked!

- In a bit of a confusing and controversial move, Farrellio came out in the rare Joey Harrington, Lion baby blue jersey. Not even a jersey change could help Farrellio play better this week. He really performed like Harrington… The League is looking to trade him for a higher quality player. Maybe south Florida is looking?

Stars of the Game

- In his debut performance, G-Nason grabs a top spot for the tenacity and energy he exerted throughout the entire game. This man was diving for tackles, jumping for picks, making circus catches, and seemingly picking himself off the ground after every play, even when no one was around. Somehow the legs couldn’t keep up with his momentum. Outstanding energy G-Nas. Looking forward to see you on the field more often.

- “Peg-Leg” Casey Ford seemed to have both wheels working well this week. He threw for two TD’s, picked off 2 passes and invented the most unstoppable offensive formation ever, the “X-Wing 3 QB.” I even feel like a bad a#$ typing the name! Definitely another game changing performance for Peg-Leg.

- Even though he didn’t get much action out of his foot, “Jagt” Holland impacted the game with his huge defensive stops. Two INT’s and one returned for the game winning touchdown. Must be the Jersey.


As sent out previously, this coming week will be the last week before the SMFL off-season. Looking forward to a great turnout on Saturday.

Stay Classy America

June 2, 2007 Recap

The Saturday game recap is coming soon. Please check back at the end of the day.