This was just too good to keep to the Commish alone. Please enjoy Mr. T - Darley Esquire's availability report for Saturday's game.

AP reports out of Addison, Texas indicate that SMFL lineman Tim Darley has been listed as doubtful this week citing reasons of a belated anniversary celebration. Mr. Darley's agent issued the following comment: "Many a SMFL player's career has ended on account of a wide spread epidemic of marriage. So far, Mr. Darley, has resisted that fate but once a year even he has to deal with the side effects. Many people who have not contracted marriage don't realize that if you do not take proper care of the condition it can lead to excruciating pain, even death."

Also, please extend a Happy Birthday wish, although belated, to "Gimme" Moore. His birthday was last Saturday. Although "Gimme" is known more for his trash talking skills than his playing skills, he is a positive representation of the League and we are proud to know him. Happy Birthday "Gimme!" I hope it was a good one.