Wednesday, June 6, 2007

June 2nd RECAP

Outstanding turnout for the Game! A thank you is in order to all who showed up and invited your friends to play this week. The League could not survive without your help! Please, keep up the invites!

Please note: The League is currently reviewing changes to the game format that will help accommodate the growth that our league is experiencing. During the month of April and May, the average attendance was 8 players. So far the month of June has an average attendance of 15 players (granted that only includes one game), that’s almost a 100% increase! This dramatic and positive change has encouraged a need for the League to evolve and improve the way games/teams are structured. The League is looking forward to this challenge and will begin to implement new ideas immediately.

JERSEY SHOUT OUT:

- Mike Holland looked stunning in his royal blue and white jersey this week, looking comfortable and cocky while sporting the Vanderjagt Colts Jersey. Very daring, very Posh!

- Jarred finally represented his main man, TO Owens, coming out with the hated Eagles green jersey. Too bad J-rad could not back it up on the field, must have been the weight of the Jersey! Or he could have had something else on his mind… due to his new dating relationship; the League has implemented a nickname change. No longer will he be known as J-rad… but instead the athlete formally known as J-rad will be - “Papi.” Would you believe Papi actually chose going on a date rather than playing basketball on Sunday night! This observer was shocked!

- In a bit of a confusing and controversial move, Farrellio came out in the rare Joey Harrington, Lion baby blue jersey. Not even a jersey change could help Farrellio play better this week. He really performed like Harrington… The League is looking to trade him for a higher quality player. Maybe south Florida is looking?

Stars of the Game

- In his debut performance, G-Nason grabs a top spot for the tenacity and energy he exerted throughout the entire game. This man was diving for tackles, jumping for picks, making circus catches, and seemingly picking himself off the ground after every play, even when no one was around. Somehow the legs couldn’t keep up with his momentum. Outstanding energy G-Nas. Looking forward to see you on the field more often.

- “Peg-Leg” Casey Ford seemed to have both wheels working well this week. He threw for two TD’s, picked off 2 passes and invented the most unstoppable offensive formation ever, the “X-Wing 3 QB.” I even feel like a bad a#$ typing the name! Definitely another game changing performance for Peg-Leg.

- Even though he didn’t get much action out of his foot, “Jagt” Holland impacted the game with his huge defensive stops. Two INT’s and one returned for the game winning touchdown. Must be the Jersey.


As sent out previously, this coming week will be the last week before the SMFL off-season. Looking forward to a great turnout on Saturday.

Stay Classy America

2 comments:

matthew said...

no props for the birthday boy? what is this league coming to when it doesn't celebrate its players...

Anonymous said...

It will be noted on the next update. Please accept this as the Commish's humble apologies.