Thursday, November 1, 2007

Tournament Teams - Game Time 9:45am

The Draft has been completed. Here are the November 3rd - Tournament Day Line Ups:

Team 1
1. Favre Sandwick
2. Jagt Holland
3. Papi Schremmer
4. Butterfly Davis
5. 1st Pick Reserve


Team 2
1. Peg Leg Casey
2. D-Newb
3. Sweet Feet Darrell
4. Baylor David
5. 4th Pick Reserve






Team 3
1. Big Game Hunter
2. Runnin RB
3. General Josh
4. Guy Mitchell
5. 3rd Pick Reserve



Team 4
1. Romo Farrellio
2. Bronx Brock
3. Zephry Avery
4. Ben (Guy's Roommate)
5. 2nd Pick Reserve




Reserves
Big Game Hunter Guest #1 (50%)
Rocket Ricky (50%)
Rhino Reist (25%)
Big Mike V (50%)





Also, here are a few entertaining quotes from players in the league:


T-Dar in response to the "One Lateral Rule"

The only thing proved by Exhibit "A" is that the SMFL's short-sighted commissioner is hindering league exposure and growth. Every week there are a bushel of games which end with a last ditch kick returner or ball carrier attempting to lateral and then the subsequent ball carrier thinking "I can get there on my own." You never see these plays on Youtube or SportsCenter. The selfish attitude of players trying to score on their own in the midst of utter hopelessness is not what the SMFL stands for. The SMFL should adopt a more reasonable rule which allows for selfless play. We should try and emulate the great Trinity Tigers or the Cal Golden Bears circa 1982... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_VGBxfAdDM . (Pay attention to what happens to band members who come on the field early).

Because or the selfish and short sighted Commissioner, I will be protesting this "Tournament" which is an obvious ploy for the Commish to stack his own team through pregame rosters and generate more TV revenue which the league will undoubtedly not share with the lowly foot soldiers.






Papi Schremmer speaks out at Friday's pre-game press conference:

I want to play, and I want to make a promise to anybody that picks up TO. You will not be disappointed. Get Your Popcorn Ready.


TO Has been working out. WOOOOOO...I'm guaranteeing my game of the year.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

There has been an inversion; A move of reciprocation. The 25% chance of the Reistman’s attendance has transmuted to 75%. If I show up so will the Ridleyman, beware! David is still lacking a nickname. He told me he liked the name “patsey-cakes”…or something of the like.