May 5, 2007 Recap
First thing’s first: Thank you players for coming out. The SMFL would only be an abstract idea without you.
Just when I think we might hit a lull from our excellent turnouts, Anthony comes up big with two first-timers…thanks A-Train!!
Seven turned out to be the perfect number this morning on a beautiful day at the green gridiron at Glencoe. The overcast skies and intermittent drizzle gave us a nice respite from the brutal late spring heat of Dallas. A quick nod to the players who made it out: Anthony, Aaron, Mike, Holland, Hunter, Jeremy, and Adam. Aaron and Mike are Anthony’s friends, and when they showed up looking ready for business, we all figured Anthony had recruited some ringers for the sake of continuing to crush Matt “Gimme” Moore, who is unfortunately still on the DL. Since A-Train knew the talent on the field, he divided up the teams for us: Holland, Mike, and Hunter versus Aaron, A-Train, Jeremy, and Adam. (Those of you familiar with the SMFL have become accustomed to playing with odd-numbered teams.)
Team Hunter struck twice before Team A-Train ever put a point of the board, with Hunter orchestrating both drives and ultimately hooking up with Holland and Mike once each. “Out here, it’s so important to score early and get a couple stops to set the tone for the game. I just told our guys to trust me on offense, catch the ball, and play good defense,” said a confident Satterfield.
When Team A-Train did finally score, it was two unanswered to tie it up. One of the premier match-ups of the day turned out to be the first timers covering each other. Coincidence or not, Mike and Aaron scored the first touchdowns for their respective teams while covering each other. Aaron said he was pleasantly surprised by the competitiveness of the SMFL, “It took me a little while to get into it, but when Mike scored that first TD on me with the help of a big league push-off, I knew I had to bring it.” And he did for the rest of the game.
Hunter was instrumental in two unanswered to push the score to 4-2, followed by Team A-Train getting to within 4-3. Then it was two more unanswered for Team Hunter to make it 6-3, and then it got interesting…
“I knew when Jeremy got in all our faces in that next huddle and really chewed us up and down that I was going to do all I could to not let the team down,” said a motivated Adam. And from there Team A-Train scored three unanswered to tie it up at 6.
But, like he had all day, Hunter put his squad on the shoulders on the last drive and wouldn’t let them lose. Which is why he tops our weekly awards:
MVP: Hunter Satterfield had a hand in all seven of his teams TDs. He threw one to Mike, two to Holland, had an AMAZING behind the back pitch to Holland on a long fifth down TD run (play of the year potential), threw the first pass on a double pass TD that went Hunter-Holland-Mike, caught a length-of-the-field TD pass with his finger tips, and scored the winning TD on a QB scramble on a busted play. Well done, Hunter!
Revenge in a Dish Best Served Cold Award: Holland for his performance after being tagged with the dubious Penguin Award last week. He had a hand in five TDs this week, proving that he can indeed perform when the heat is on. Holland had a simple explanation: “I watched a little film of my performance last week and recognized what I was doing wrong. It wasn’t the defense that affected me…in fact, I haven’t seen defense played as poorly as Sandwick did last week. He’s lucky I was a little off. Now you’ve seen what I can do when I do it right.”
Best Corporate Advertisement Award: Seriously, has anyone brought it as big for the last two weeks as Anthony? And doesn’t that time frame correspond to his purchase of some new Under Armor cleats? He displayed some speed seen up til now only on the basketball court. He was one defensive stop away from being today’s MVP, with three TD catches.
Newcomers of the Week: Thanks to Mike and Aaron for showing up and playing hard. They made the most of a tough situation without cleats on the damp grass. Both came up big for their respective teams, and even salted things up with some trash talk.
Best Catch: Doing his best to keep his team in it, Jeremy made the best catch of the day, batting a thrown ball away from the defender, then pirouetting to snatch it out of the air a continue up field. I’ve said it before, and I’ll continue to say it every week until he proves me wrong, the man has the best hands in the league.
Just Deserts Award: After talking it up about “shutting down” Holland last week, Adam got what was coming to him this week, in a big way from Holland. As mentioned before, Holland had a part in five of his teams seven TDs…touchĂ© Holland!
Until next week,
Stay Classy!!!
Saturday, May 5, 2007
Posted by Commish at 8:43 PM
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OH MAN OH MAN! What I would've done to be on that field this morning! Seems like someone needed to bring Hunter's kryptonite... and that someone is ME! Hope you enjoyed your time in the clouds Mr.S! I'll bring you back down to earth next week! SPREAD IT ON!!!
I also would like commend Team Hunter and Hunter in particular for his strategery in exploiting my lack of "Speedy Gonzalez" speed.
Hunter you still got it for a "daddy-o".
I look foward to my redemption next week.
I hope the league continues to support the diversification initiatives that I have promoted. I'm pretty sure Mike V. and A'O will be back next week...and possibly with cleats. Oh- what a game that will be with two brotha's (not sure what they are completely - half Mexi-CAN and I-RAN-ian)out to combat.
See you next week!
Question - why has the commish changed his sign-off from "Stay Classy America" to just "Stay Classy"?
Matt "Gimme" Moore - we had the dog poop but no "M&M" vomit as place marks on the field this week...let's make a showing next week!
i still don't understand a-train "continuing to crush" me. what's the basis? have we even squared off where I wasn't blowing chunks? i say not.
we'll see for real next week.
to get things started though:
if you really want to see the a-train perform, then i recommend buying a ticket for the gay-train...
Farrellio - I have many forms of kryptonite many of which involve sugary, fat-laden desserts. The other of which is a healthy dose of timmy bumping me at the line...I may have not lost much speed in my daddy-oness, but the muscles have pretty much gone on a permanent leave...
Yes, major props go out indeed to the Mike, AO, and Jeremy for not having cleats. Dudes, I got new ones for all of $30 this week at Academy...find a time this week, and get that purchase made.
As for next week, I fully expect to see the Favre and Romo/Aikman jerseys back out as they were both AWOL this week...except the only way I intend to see the Aikman/Romo jersey is as I am flying by for my third TD of the day...
h: you're going to play on your wife's birthday?
"hey baby, i know you were looking forward to a relaxing birthday brunch, but can you watch Ronnie as I go play with the guys instead?"
hopefully the commish will give up his couch for you to sleep on...
Hunter: I can do you one better than the Commish... I have a spare room!
Although, I do know that the league promotes healthy marriage/football balance. The league does allow a leave of absence for such occassions such as *"Special Wife Days."*
*(This initiative is taken to help public relations in the female population)
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