Thank you to all who participated in Saturday’s fierce competition. Thanks to two new players this week for coming out, Eric “The Giant” and Brent Hockaday. These two are very talented and also look to be solid additions to the league. A special thanks to the anti-SMFL Golden Retriever, who took the liberty of marking the SMFL equipment as his property… at least the SMFL was able to trash a well used bag and get a much needed new bag with anti-dog pee technology.
The teams shaped out as follows for the Week 4 rivalry:
Team 1
· Peg Leg Casey Ford
· Need a nickname Avery
· Runnin RB
· Big Mike V
· Brent Hockaday (Rookie Alert)
· Harrington Farrellio (shockingly replaced Romo Farrellio this week)
VS
Team 2
· Baylor David
· Gimme Moore
· General Josh
· Sweet Feet Darrell
· Rocket Ricky
· Eric the Giant (Rookie Alert)
“Harrington” Farrellio came out with guns blazin in the first two series, leading his team to two quick TD scores. A quick strike 10 yard crossing route which RB took 30 yards to the house and a coast to coast seam route which Peg Leg ran to perfection.
“Our team is on fire… we are pretty much going to do whatever we want to offensively. This is our house and we dictate what will happen.”
A rather cocky comment from “Harrington” after the first two series.
“General” Josh was having none of that smack talk as he marched his team back for a score, finding Eric “the Giant” on a hot route.
“They blitzed and left “the Giant” wide open. The screen play worked to perfection. I just hope they start blitzing more so I can pick them apart.” – “General” Josh
True to form, on General Josh’s next drive, he found “Sweet Feet” Darrell for the diving touchdown catch. “Sweet Feet” complained after the game that he was man handled a little to roughly during the play.
“Why they got to rough me up so much? Don’t they know I’m like a delicate bumble bee? So quick yet so brittle… always lookin for the sweets.”
His complaints fell by the way side as no one seemed to care and many called his masculinity into question.
Team 1 answered back with a fury of quick strikes to Big Mike V, one of which was a one handed jump ball which Big Mike brought down in the corner of the endzone.
“Well, I said to myself: Self, if the league is keeping stats, I need to start making Stats. And so I did. I didn’t have a real reason to play all out until now… I’m gunnin for SMFL Blog Stardom!”
Big Mike V has been spending too much time with “Papi” Schremmer, who was absent for another week due to being too cool for the league.
Team 2 was able to get on the board a total of three more times during the afternoon. However, their turnovers and defensive weaknesses proved to be their downfall during Week 4. Team 1 claimed victory in a 7-5 shootout.
This game was over the fastest of any games in the previous 3 weeks.
Game 2 featured a skeleton crew of the first game. Teams filled out as follows:
Team 1
· Gimme Moore
· Harrington Farrellio
· General Josh
· Runnin RB
VS
Team 2
· Peg Leg Casey Ford
· Sweet Feet Darrel
· Brent Hockaday
· Big Mike V
Team 1 dominated this game winning 4-2. Gimme Moore scored his first touchdown of the 2007-2008 season. The excitement was too much for him to handle as he broke out in what can be described as a Chad Johnson like celebration with the ball, yet slightly more effeminate and without any props. Disturbing!
Sweet Feet Darrell bragged about his 0 dropped passes stats during the second game… although he did manage to throw two interceptions… Good hands though Sweet Feet!
Week 4 MVP Award goes to “Runnin” RB for his 2 TD day and an interception taken back for a touchdown which helped seal the Game 1 victory for his team. This is RB’s first SMFL MVP Award:
“I was just so shocked when I heard the news! It was so unexpected… I am very humbled to be talked about in the same sentence as the great SMFL players who came before me. The PEG LEGS, JAGTS and AVERY’s of the league… and now me…. Wow! This is just so special I think I might shed a tear….”
This reporter cut the interview short before any tear shedding occurred. Congrats to “Runnin” RB for his stellar performance.
The teams shaped out as follows for the Week 4 rivalry:
Team 1
· Peg Leg Casey Ford
· Need a nickname Avery
· Runnin RB
· Big Mike V
· Brent Hockaday (Rookie Alert)
· Harrington Farrellio (shockingly replaced Romo Farrellio this week)
VS
Team 2
· Baylor David
· Gimme Moore
· General Josh
· Sweet Feet Darrell
· Rocket Ricky
· Eric the Giant (Rookie Alert)
“Harrington” Farrellio came out with guns blazin in the first two series, leading his team to two quick TD scores. A quick strike 10 yard crossing route which RB took 30 yards to the house and a coast to coast seam route which Peg Leg ran to perfection.
“Our team is on fire… we are pretty much going to do whatever we want to offensively. This is our house and we dictate what will happen.”
A rather cocky comment from “Harrington” after the first two series.
“General” Josh was having none of that smack talk as he marched his team back for a score, finding Eric “the Giant” on a hot route.
“They blitzed and left “the Giant” wide open. The screen play worked to perfection. I just hope they start blitzing more so I can pick them apart.” – “General” Josh
True to form, on General Josh’s next drive, he found “Sweet Feet” Darrell for the diving touchdown catch. “Sweet Feet” complained after the game that he was man handled a little to roughly during the play.
“Why they got to rough me up so much? Don’t they know I’m like a delicate bumble bee? So quick yet so brittle… always lookin for the sweets.”
His complaints fell by the way side as no one seemed to care and many called his masculinity into question.
Team 1 answered back with a fury of quick strikes to Big Mike V, one of which was a one handed jump ball which Big Mike brought down in the corner of the endzone.
“Well, I said to myself: Self, if the league is keeping stats, I need to start making Stats. And so I did. I didn’t have a real reason to play all out until now… I’m gunnin for SMFL Blog Stardom!”
Big Mike V has been spending too much time with “Papi” Schremmer, who was absent for another week due to being too cool for the league.
Team 2 was able to get on the board a total of three more times during the afternoon. However, their turnovers and defensive weaknesses proved to be their downfall during Week 4. Team 1 claimed victory in a 7-5 shootout.
This game was over the fastest of any games in the previous 3 weeks.
Game 2 featured a skeleton crew of the first game. Teams filled out as follows:
Team 1
· Gimme Moore
· Harrington Farrellio
· General Josh
· Runnin RB
VS
Team 2
· Peg Leg Casey Ford
· Sweet Feet Darrel
· Brent Hockaday
· Big Mike V
Team 1 dominated this game winning 4-2. Gimme Moore scored his first touchdown of the 2007-2008 season. The excitement was too much for him to handle as he broke out in what can be described as a Chad Johnson like celebration with the ball, yet slightly more effeminate and without any props. Disturbing!
Sweet Feet Darrell bragged about his 0 dropped passes stats during the second game… although he did manage to throw two interceptions… Good hands though Sweet Feet!
Week 4 MVP Award goes to “Runnin” RB for his 2 TD day and an interception taken back for a touchdown which helped seal the Game 1 victory for his team. This is RB’s first SMFL MVP Award:
“I was just so shocked when I heard the news! It was so unexpected… I am very humbled to be talked about in the same sentence as the great SMFL players who came before me. The PEG LEGS, JAGTS and AVERY’s of the league… and now me…. Wow! This is just so special I think I might shed a tear….”
This reporter cut the interview short before any tear shedding occurred. Congrats to “Runnin” RB for his stellar performance.
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just imagine if i had props...
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